$10,000 → — · since launch
Just buying Bitcoin instead: —
How it works
The strategy was tested against 11 years of Bitcoin history before going live. Its edge isn’t predicting the future — it’s losing less when things go wrong.
No staring at screens, no panic. Six looks a day at the Bitcoin price — that’s the whole schedule.
When the price is clearly trending, it rides along. Hard risk limits decide how much — never the mood.
No clear trend means no position. It can hold cash for weeks. Boring is the strategy.
Every result — wins, losses, weeks of nothing — lands here automatically. Nobody edits the scoreboard.
Lab notes
Most of what we test doesn’t work. Writing that down is the point — it’s how you know the scoreboard above is honest.
Can you leverage the bot to get rich faster? We ran 11 years at 2x–10x, with real fees and funding, and tested stop-losses too. Leverage isn’t an edge — it’s a risk dial with a fuse on the end.
Read the write-up →The “23-bar bottom” is wrong — the bear is ~12 months. The 47/35/12 cycle is real, but only because it’s the halving clock, only fits two cycles, and only looks clean if you delete the 2020 crash.
Read the write-up →Negative funding, rising open interest, spot vs. futures — the flow-trading playbook, measured against years of real funding and open-interest data. The most-repeated signal pointed the wrong way.
Read the write-up →1,005 bullish engulfing candles, hammers, dojis, flags — measured against 11 years of data. The only real signal was the quietest thing on the chart.
Read the write-up →Four serious attempts to improve the strategy — cut costs, buy bottoms, fade the crowd. All four failed, including the one that looked like it doubled the money.
Read the write-up →Why we trust the process but not any single month — and why this site shows drawdowns first.
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